May 2012
172 posts
grapfruit:
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
why wear pants when you can just wear a dress you get the same breeze but its okay when you forget to put pants on and greet the dominos guy on drive to the grocery store because youre stoned
asgardian-feminist:
āIām pro-choice, but-ā
h0odrich:
1612th:
why are there bubbles popping in the background of every r kelly song
those are hymens not bubbles
me: *on pandora radio*
me: *makes an amy winehouse station*
pandora: oh that must mean you want to hear every adele song ever made
me: i just want some amy winehouse, man
pandora: adele
me: wha-
pandora: ADELE
me:
I wish I had friends to tell happy news to. =(
instead I have neopets and dominos and newports