January 2012
486 posts
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me: how are you
everyone at my school: my dad has a boat
enuccm:
sweatit-out:
Today Bean and I fully convinced this dumb fuck in our advisory that she had gotten really drunk and got a free tattoo in bright big red letters that said “DOUCHEBAG” on her back.
“Let me see it.” “No my bra’s covering it.”
Watch
I love when Gucci Mane Says Brrr
he reminds me of a pigeon
adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
4 tags
Hey
Everyone send me questions!
bakerybitch:
depression is the best diet
no way I tried that and I got fat
cosmo tip #146
expertcosmotips:
whenever he says the name of another girl hit him in the face with a hammer
totally trying this one tonight oxoxox
Watchrubmyhuevos:
omgdying
L i k e . . . T h i s . . . P o s t . . . I f . ....
Making An Entrance For Your Man.
jaivimccoy:
Expectation:
Reality:
me: this spaghetti is awful i'm killing myself
me: the internet is down i'm ending it all tonight
me: the dog won't stop barking that's it i'm killing myself
mom: why do you keep saying that
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I fell down the stairs =(
an excuse to self medicate
“Last night, I got the most chilling phone call I have ever received. It was Jake...”
– Ugh. Sorry to put this on your dashboard. Don’t click that link unless you want to see what you think you’re going to see. Perhaps the Internet will somehow make things right. (via newsweek)
what the fuck is wrong with people
oh I disagree with your politics let me mutilate and torture an innocent...
