hey i saw a girl on the internet put cinnamon in her mouth and then throw up lmao let’s do it too that sounds fun!!!
I mean he’s really just saying what we’re all thinking
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Honey Cocaine “Feel Shit”
I’m the queen of your dreams, I don’t fucking compete
I go to sleep then I eat a rap bitch & repeat, Uh
You get deleted, if you conceited
Bitch I mean it, Cause I’m a genius
I ain’t got time for a motherfucking penis
Getting dirty money, pockets I could not dream bitch
dude what is she doing stealing a longneck?
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Should I show my boyfriend my tumblr or no?
I’m afraid he won’t “get” it. You know? Have you ever showed tumblr to a friend and they just didn’t “get” it? I’m afraid thats going to happen and then he’s going to see all my weirdness and dump me.
Fuck I’m rolling so much face sorry for all the text post spam.
And by sorry I mean
I have never felt another woman’s vagina against mine but I bet it feels pretty heavenly.
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