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housewifeswag:

you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

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"When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a word."

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seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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fuckyeahilikechicks:

What is going on here.

fuckyeahilikechicks:

What is going on here.

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thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

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tightestbutthole:

“Nah we just made out”

tightestbutthole:

“Nah we just made out”

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drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

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